Happy Christmas everyone

 

Hi everyone, today is Christmas Eve.  I am in SC visiting family and I don't have a present for my mom and dad yet.  I think I will give my dad a drawing to put on his assisted living wall, and I want to give my mom a pair of socks.  But genuinely I did not see any good socks at Wal-Mart.  So I do not know if there is anything to get for her.  Maybe a food item if I drive to the grocery store.  Or maybe she would like the same picture that I give my dad. In fact I guess that is what I will do. Maybe there is a food item I can give with it.  Okay like a bottled drink like an Orangina or something.  Hmm i actually don't know if they have that at the store I would go to. Okay I think I will go to a store, it will help my sanity. I will go to the Publix.  I think that is a good plan.  I just think something for Christmas is good, even though my visit is something.  I got my nieces good presents and I have a joke prepared for them which is to say I think instead of saying Merry Christmas, people should say, "Where's the cash?"  Like as a holiday greeting.  Well have a great Christmas everyone.  I know it is tough times for a lot of people.  Maybe some after Christmas sales or restaurant food will be comforting after it is over.  Well stay warm everyone, don't aggravate your gallbladder with the spinach and artichoke dip from Thanksgiving. A taco dip could be better, or some pumpkin dip. Probably not the peanut butter fudge, but orange jello salad is always a good idea. Ok have a great weekend, pals!

a piece of crap with fangs

Hey everyone I made this art picture of someone in my life who has been hurting me on a criminal level for the past 8 months.  It is supposed to look like a piece of crap with fangs.  I think I am not going to say more at this time because it could be a very unexpected criminal case. It is hard to believe, and interestingly when people hurt me I sometimes don't realize it soon enough because I can't believe people would hurt me on purpose when I did nothing to them.  That is what happened at my old retail job and my community knew that they were abusing me in front of everyone for twelve years but I didn't know how bad it was.  I just thought life was like that but then it got so bad that even I knew it was on purpose. But I still did not understand and kept medical insurance until I had permanent brain damage and health problems that made me too disabled to work again.  So I have just been writing books of jokes and the same bad people are going to try to ruin that too.  I am not saying any names right now and people might agree that it is wise not to, but I have something to teach you all, which is that the burden of wiseness is not on me after people give me dementia on purpose. I'll be gone in about 7 years, away from the various hellholes created by political racist hypocrits, and everyone will answer for their deeds in whatever way God decides. If it isn't now, it will be in front of a larger audience in heaven, who might not be that entertained by it if they already have my jokes to read instead, in the books that got to them sooner because of certain publishers wasting them on earth, probably not despite my years of bookselling, but exactly because I have always done too well for anyone to get away with their other abuses.

 

Happy Christmas everyone!

Hi everyone I hope you are having a good night. I am doing okay. I have another facebook page up and running, slowly but surely.  Some nice people have liked my first boosted posts and they are so sweet to have read my rhymes and poems and supported me. For some reason everything else in my life is being made extra difficult on purpose and I don't know why.  I really don't, it is so terrible, but hopefully these poems and jokes will reach people and that will be a happy cheerful thing.

This is the blog I try not to complain on so I will stop here and go to sleep.  Tomorrow I am going to try to go to the grocery store to get more water but anything could happen.  I need to try to stay out of the hospital until at least Tuesday.  But people know that and they are using that to hurt me on purpose.

But anyway I am okay and safe for now. Have a good day everyone, thanks for visiting my blog.

 

The Sunday Post

 Hi everyone, today is Sunday. I just went to Starbucks and then the grocery store. I drank a caramel machiatto and then bought a rotisserie chicken.  I am going to try to eat the chicken a little bit at a time because I ate too much on Thanksgiving.  It aggravated my innards a little bit so I have to slow it down for a few days with the food.  I got an email from an organization I tried to volunteer with and the job is to write thank you notes to donors.  We had to send in a writing sample.  Unfortunately I do not have good handwriting.  But I sent them a sample anyway and am waiting to hear back.

I think I will get through this weekend okay. I am worried that I have to be tortured for the rest of my life as part of torture recovery from the retail abuse that gave me brain damage ten years ago.  I don’t know what that means for my socializing. I am okay today but yesterday was a rough day.  However, thankfully I got heartburn and had to have an online hospital appointment which also made me feel better mentally.  It was necessary, I don’t think they minded.  Earlier this week I almost got sent to the ER but I was okay and got through it.

 

Tuesday I find out about a bank loan that I applied for.  It would really be a life blessing that would help my writing career a lot.  It is a small loan, like buying a car, and it would provide funding for an ad budget to try to sell my poetry books and boost my jokes on facebook.  So far I have 8.2 thousand followers. I think I will try to get to 40,000 and see if I can get some book sales rolling in. 

 

This morning I read my book called Madman in Your Favor.  It is a good book, I hope no enemies try to tear it up and censor it.  Possibly some bad people from Barnes and Noble will try to hurt me but I think mostly they would not be taken seriously by anyone who cares.

 

I think unexpectedly my jokes might easily and very quickly be copied on facebook, which I have not worried about that much.  I have much more been expecting to have to deal with those kinds of accusations myself. So it will be interesting.  At this point I most of all don’t want to waste my work, or at least all of it.

 

Well that is all for now, I feel okay and am about to attend an online church service for my new church called Echo Church.  It is a good church with good teaching.  If you want to attend, look for their videos on youtube or sign up online at their website.  One of their pastors left and went to Saddleback, which I think is also a good option for online church.

 

Have a good day everyone, see you next time.

A Blue Check for Big Tech

 Well everyone, I guess it is time for a holiday blog post. I just wrote something interesting in my email journal which is this:  

well to me we have mostly gotten through it and some people are stuck doing the dishes now. i actually think fine china is partially to blame for some peoples tough holidays. Like they wanted some nice plates so now they have to use them and a fun football day is turned into an etiquette test in front of older people. It’s a fact, I should blog about it.

So that is interesting, isn't it? I believe I am right about that.  But hopefully people mostly had a happy holidays.  Life is hard, a lot of people are suffering.  

I am okay and made some chip and dips and have been eating all of it in my apartment that I am very thankful for as part of mental illness supported housing.

This is the last day for the person I like to contact me.  Otherwise I will proceed with plans to find a monastery to affiliate with. I think people's idea was that if they kept me single, then it could keep the conspiracy from being attacked, because it would be inconceivable for someone to have the social support I have had and still not have a person or a job.  Well that is just some really clever ministry from christian selfish geniuses and they can have a share of everyone's shame and disgrace as I join up with Catholicism as a reluctant gender pioneer.

That's all, everyone.  Later I will go to the grocery store.  Tomorrow I find out about a bank loan as I try to catch up with the facebook life that everyone else lorded over me so as to seal their collaboration with my criminal retail bosses and other persecutors who have ruined my life.  It seems so much like they succeeded but sometimes I get just a slight hint of how much and how fast everything we know will pass away and leave us in God's presence where ignored people will discover their true status.

Hi everyone I hope you have a nice weekend

Well hi everyone, welcome to my blog. I hope you are having a nice day. I am doing okay but today has been a challenge because of facebook ads and deciding whether to visit an event where no one told me the name of the organization.  And it is two train rides away so I think I will have to skip it. I might make some turkey chili today.  I started some new facebook pages but don't have enough cash to properly boost all of it.  But it is still successful and I am hoping to get to 7 thousand followers by tonight.  I wish I could have gotten to 8 thousand before having to do an ad freeze but it is okay. Monday I am going to the bank to discuss small business loan options.  I actually signed up for a credit card but stupidly put the wrong address in so there is a delay.  But that could work out okay after I run out of Christmas season cash.  

Yesterday a friend came to New York to visit me and we went to the natural history museum, rockefeller center, and The Strand bookstore.  The bookstore was really fun to visit and I bought a small book about Carl Jung.  I think I unexpectedly am a fan of his work and have already learned a lot from his ideas.  So that is nice.  I also bought a whale pencil case that hopefully I can fill with dollar bills if the bank lets me have a loan.  But it is definitely not a guarantee.  

Well have a great weekend everyone. If you are one of the people who chose to indulge in a little bit of hatred towards me for no reason I would go ahead and unfriend soon because I think you are about to be proven erroneous in front of a large audience.

 

POSSIBLE NEW LOGO:

 Hi everyone, I just uploaded about thirty more jokes to facebook as memes.  I am happy with how most of them turned out. It is so fun to create memes.  Anyone can do it with quotes from the internet, but I am typing up jokes and poems that I wrote ten years ago. I feel like this can logo is blessed, too, because that was the first font I tried.  Isn't that crazy? I have a history of graphic design failure, like not having fonts I need, and messing up the dpi, and printouts not including the whole design.  Pixelation, line break problems, text wrap mistakes, and anything else you can think of. It is a twenty year history of software foibles and stunted photoshop progress. But today things went well, or I should say overnight, things went well.  I like the facebook posts. Possibly I should have my website listed on each one but I think it is okay.

The link to the facebook page is: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100087467267118