Happy New Year, pals and legal sharks

 Hi everyone I hope you are having a nice day. Today is Friday. I have a lot of optional stuff lined up for today.  Possibly I should go buy some more water at the grocery store.  

I just finished sharing a facebook post that was out of the ordinary for me, which was a joke that had a squished up piece of chocolate to insinuate that sugar free candy was a crappy thing to give out at volunteer work.  I think the post was appreciated but I decided to pause it.  Well unfortunately I accidentally paused a different post instead, so I stopped another share that was doing well and about to hit three thousand likes.  But that is okay.  That one also got trolled by a marine who seems to be offended by another joke that had to do with army navy air force marines.  It was a joke about fashion, like shopping at old navy or salvation army thrift store. So honestly I have to say he is a wimp in some way if he can't handle a joke that innocent.  Facebook delayed approving that boosted post because it had an American flag on it, so I guess I will just be bullied by both sides for spending ten dollars or my own money to make people laugh and remind them of what some service people have done for our country.

Soon I will find out if I can interview for a job I applied for.  I feel hopeful about it and will do the best I can every day. 

If anyone wants to attend my church online, it is a church called Echo Church. They have small groups on zoom that you can attend and it is awesome! Also, did you guys see my blog with favorite links to youtube videos and music?  There is some good music that people might like or at least like to make fun of.

Well have a good day. I have reported all the bad things listed on these blogs, so if you are a social worker, your job is done here and I hope you do well fighting all the other bad people.

Blog Festival 99

 

Hi everyone thanks for reading this blog. It actually has never had a lot of readers and still has some juicy lesser known material if anyone feels like scrolling through the various rants and immature complaining about life not being a grab bag candy game, just as Toni Morrison tried to warn us all.

Anyway I am in Asheville NC right now on a trip with my old creative writing school. Creative writing school is the blessing I wish for all of humanity, though I guess some people fancy themselves as an engineer or math person.

I was going to try to be an English teacher myself but got abused at my old bookstore job so I have to be a never-do-well instead. If I was a teacher, I would give people a grade of “P” on each paper, which stands for “pinnacle of human folly.” If that is not what creative writers strive for then I question people’s true motives and ambition.

Anyway later I will take meds and try to get some sleep. I stayed in a hostel this week and it was mostly fun but a challenge because I am not really good at “life skills,” much less keeping up with a toothbrush for a whole week.

Hopefully I will think of more facebook posts soon and get better at answering comments. I think a good name for my next facebook page will be “troll headquarters.”

Happy Christmas everyone

 

Hi everyone, today is Christmas Eve.  I am in SC visiting family and I don't have a present for my mom and dad yet.  I think I will give my dad a drawing to put on his assisted living wall, and I want to give my mom a pair of socks.  But genuinely I did not see any good socks at Wal-Mart.  So I do not know if there is anything to get for her.  Maybe a food item if I drive to the grocery store.  Or maybe she would like the same picture that I give my dad. In fact I guess that is what I will do. Maybe there is a food item I can give with it.  Okay like a bottled drink like an Orangina or something.  Hmm i actually don't know if they have that at the store I would go to. Okay I think I will go to a store, it will help my sanity. I will go to the Publix.  I think that is a good plan.  I just think something for Christmas is good, even though my visit is something.  I got my nieces good presents and I have a joke prepared for them which is to say I think instead of saying Merry Christmas, people should say, "Where's the cash?"  Like as a holiday greeting.  Well have a great Christmas everyone.  I know it is tough times for a lot of people.  Maybe some after Christmas sales or restaurant food will be comforting after it is over.  Well stay warm everyone, don't aggravate your gallbladder with the spinach and artichoke dip from Thanksgiving. A taco dip could be better, or some pumpkin dip. Probably not the peanut butter fudge, but orange jello salad is always a good idea. Ok have a great weekend, pals!

a piece of crap with fangs

Hey everyone I made this art picture of someone in my life who has been hurting me on a criminal level for the past 8 months.  It is supposed to look like a piece of crap with fangs.  I think I am not going to say more at this time because it could be a very unexpected criminal case. It is hard to believe, and interestingly when people hurt me I sometimes don't realize it soon enough because I can't believe people would hurt me on purpose when I did nothing to them.  That is what happened at my old retail job and my community knew that they were abusing me in front of everyone for twelve years but I didn't know how bad it was.  I just thought life was like that but then it got so bad that even I knew it was on purpose. But I still did not understand and kept medical insurance until I had permanent brain damage and health problems that made me too disabled to work again.  So I have just been writing books of jokes and the same bad people are going to try to ruin that too.  I am not saying any names right now and people might agree that it is wise not to, but I have something to teach you all, which is that the burden of wiseness is not on me after people give me dementia on purpose. I'll be gone in about 7 years, away from the various hellholes created by political racist hypocrits, and everyone will answer for their deeds in whatever way God decides. If it isn't now, it will be in front of a larger audience in heaven, who might not be that entertained by it if they already have my jokes to read instead, in the books that got to them sooner because of certain publishers wasting them on earth, probably not despite my years of bookselling, but exactly because I have always done too well for anyone to get away with their other abuses.

 

Happy Christmas everyone!

Hi everyone I hope you are having a good night. I am doing okay. I have another facebook page up and running, slowly but surely.  Some nice people have liked my first boosted posts and they are so sweet to have read my rhymes and poems and supported me. For some reason everything else in my life is being made extra difficult on purpose and I don't know why.  I really don't, it is so terrible, but hopefully these poems and jokes will reach people and that will be a happy cheerful thing.

This is the blog I try not to complain on so I will stop here and go to sleep.  Tomorrow I am going to try to go to the grocery store to get more water but anything could happen.  I need to try to stay out of the hospital until at least Tuesday.  But people know that and they are using that to hurt me on purpose.

But anyway I am okay and safe for now. Have a good day everyone, thanks for visiting my blog.

 

The Sunday Post

 Hi everyone, today is Sunday. I just went to Starbucks and then the grocery store. I drank a caramel machiatto and then bought a rotisserie chicken.  I am going to try to eat the chicken a little bit at a time because I ate too much on Thanksgiving.  It aggravated my innards a little bit so I have to slow it down for a few days with the food.  I got an email from an organization I tried to volunteer with and the job is to write thank you notes to donors.  We had to send in a writing sample.  Unfortunately I do not have good handwriting.  But I sent them a sample anyway and am waiting to hear back.

I think I will get through this weekend okay. I am worried that I have to be tortured for the rest of my life as part of torture recovery from the retail abuse that gave me brain damage ten years ago.  I don’t know what that means for my socializing. I am okay today but yesterday was a rough day.  However, thankfully I got heartburn and had to have an online hospital appointment which also made me feel better mentally.  It was necessary, I don’t think they minded.  Earlier this week I almost got sent to the ER but I was okay and got through it.

 

Tuesday I find out about a bank loan that I applied for.  It would really be a life blessing that would help my writing career a lot.  It is a small loan, like buying a car, and it would provide funding for an ad budget to try to sell my poetry books and boost my jokes on facebook.  So far I have 8.2 thousand followers. I think I will try to get to 40,000 and see if I can get some book sales rolling in. 

 

This morning I read my book called Madman in Your Favor.  It is a good book, I hope no enemies try to tear it up and censor it.  Possibly some bad people from Barnes and Noble will try to hurt me but I think mostly they would not be taken seriously by anyone who cares.

 

I think unexpectedly my jokes might easily and very quickly be copied on facebook, which I have not worried about that much.  I have much more been expecting to have to deal with those kinds of accusations myself. So it will be interesting.  At this point I most of all don’t want to waste my work, or at least all of it.

 

Well that is all for now, I feel okay and am about to attend an online church service for my new church called Echo Church.  It is a good church with good teaching.  If you want to attend, look for their videos on youtube or sign up online at their website.  One of their pastors left and went to Saddleback, which I think is also a good option for online church.

 

Have a good day everyone, see you next time.

A Blue Check for Big Tech

 Well everyone, I guess it is time for a holiday blog post. I just wrote something interesting in my email journal which is this:  

well to me we have mostly gotten through it and some people are stuck doing the dishes now. i actually think fine china is partially to blame for some peoples tough holidays. Like they wanted some nice plates so now they have to use them and a fun football day is turned into an etiquette test in front of older people. It’s a fact, I should blog about it.

So that is interesting, isn't it? I believe I am right about that.  But hopefully people mostly had a happy holidays.  Life is hard, a lot of people are suffering.  

I am okay and made some chip and dips and have been eating all of it in my apartment that I am very thankful for as part of mental illness supported housing.

This is the last day for the person I like to contact me.  Otherwise I will proceed with plans to find a monastery to affiliate with. I think people's idea was that if they kept me single, then it could keep the conspiracy from being attacked, because it would be inconceivable for someone to have the social support I have had and still not have a person or a job.  Well that is just some really clever ministry from christian selfish geniuses and they can have a share of everyone's shame and disgrace as I join up with Catholicism as a reluctant gender pioneer.

That's all, everyone.  Later I will go to the grocery store.  Tomorrow I find out about a bank loan as I try to catch up with the facebook life that everyone else lorded over me so as to seal their collaboration with my criminal retail bosses and other persecutors who have ruined my life.  It seems so much like they succeeded but sometimes I get just a slight hint of how much and how fast everything we know will pass away and leave us in God's presence where ignored people will discover their true status.