comedy plan

  hi everyone how are you. i am at a group meeting right now. it is a study hall where we work on things and i am writing this post. tomorrow i go to a doctors appointment for ssdi. i was already found to be irrational about the appointment. i have to move soon because of the racism in my neighborhood and from other bad people. i simply cant survive it so i have to try something different. i am going to try to be a student again and do schoolwork that is worth other peoples support.  then i will try to sell books and buy an expensive vase and drop it accidentally as comedy and then sell the video for ten trillion dollars.

I am going to try to start making funny videos

 Hi everyone, today is Wednesday Jan 18.  I have had a nice day except had a hallucination of seeing Satan’s horns yesterday in my room. So that is scary. I think it is because I am attending a theology conference tomorrow. I always see visions when I attend their events and this time I guess I saw Satan’ horns. It was a certain kind of hallucination different from many others. It could mean that Satan has been defeated for the time being but I guess we don’t know.

Today I went to Subway and the Muslim lady was working there with evangelical music on the speaker and she gave me three free cookies.  So that is really nice and adds to a good day.

 

My stomach hurts right now and I think I might have to get help for it. It is probably gastritis from eating chili, a sandwich with mayonnaise, and ginger ale.

 

I forgot to invite my person to the conference even though she matches the protocol.  So that is too bad but that is what happens when a conspiracy tricks you a lot.

 

People are liking my facebook jokes but I hid a few comments and some trolls got mad. But it is their problem. I am paying 20 dollars for a good joke to get to them and I will not let a few mean people or 80 million ruin it for everyone else.

 

Well have a nice day everyone. 

Happy New Year, pals and legal sharks

 Hi everyone I hope you are having a nice day. Today is Friday. I have a lot of optional stuff lined up for today.  Possibly I should go buy some more water at the grocery store.  

I just finished sharing a facebook post that was out of the ordinary for me, which was a joke that had a squished up piece of chocolate to insinuate that sugar free candy was a crappy thing to give out at volunteer work.  I think the post was appreciated but I decided to pause it.  Well unfortunately I accidentally paused a different post instead, so I stopped another share that was doing well and about to hit three thousand likes.  But that is okay.  That one also got trolled by a marine who seems to be offended by another joke that had to do with army navy air force marines.  It was a joke about fashion, like shopping at old navy or salvation army thrift store. So honestly I have to say he is a wimp in some way if he can't handle a joke that innocent.  Facebook delayed approving that boosted post because it had an American flag on it, so I guess I will just be bullied by both sides for spending ten dollars or my own money to make people laugh and remind them of what some service people have done for our country.

Soon I will find out if I can interview for a job I applied for.  I feel hopeful about it and will do the best I can every day. 

If anyone wants to attend my church online, it is a church called Echo Church. They have small groups on zoom that you can attend and it is awesome! Also, did you guys see my blog with favorite links to youtube videos and music?  There is some good music that people might like or at least like to make fun of.

Well have a good day. I have reported all the bad things listed on these blogs, so if you are a social worker, your job is done here and I hope you do well fighting all the other bad people.

Blog Festival 99

 

Hi everyone thanks for reading this blog. It actually has never had a lot of readers and still has some juicy lesser known material if anyone feels like scrolling through the various rants and immature complaining about life not being a grab bag candy game, just as Toni Morrison tried to warn us all.

Anyway I am in Asheville NC right now on a trip with my old creative writing school. Creative writing school is the blessing I wish for all of humanity, though I guess some people fancy themselves as an engineer or math person.

I was going to try to be an English teacher myself but got abused at my old bookstore job so I have to be a never-do-well instead. If I was a teacher, I would give people a grade of “P” on each paper, which stands for “pinnacle of human folly.” If that is not what creative writers strive for then I question people’s true motives and ambition.

Anyway later I will take meds and try to get some sleep. I stayed in a hostel this week and it was mostly fun but a challenge because I am not really good at “life skills,” much less keeping up with a toothbrush for a whole week.

Hopefully I will think of more facebook posts soon and get better at answering comments. I think a good name for my next facebook page will be “troll headquarters.”