Comedy Routine 8

Comedy routine

Hey everyone, it’s good to see you again, I recognize y’all from that flash mob at grand central last month.

sometimes I have to go to the mental hospital and they always assess my intelligence as average. And I have to say, yeah, average for a genius. And then they say, that’s a delusion. And I say, like your medical license. and then after that it’s just this weird electric shock feeling.

It’s fun being mentally ill. The doctors play practical jokes on you, like saying you can still have a normal life. But you know how normal is relative,  or is just an order from hallucinations telling you to defeat the four evil powers attacking your facebook friends.

I started liking groundhogs but at the lgbtq group they told me the b isn’t for bestiality. And then they said they were all q now for questioning their membership policy.

Low iron is giving me fatigue and I was already a really lazy person. My favorite animal was a sloth now it is rocks.

I think evangelicals could have talked about reincarnation more. Like you would really go for the forgiveness if you thought you a hundred lifetimes of sins. the pastor could just to point to someone  and say how do we know this guy wasn’t Joseph Stalin. I mean that is when everyone comes down for the alter call. Also here is another one. Instead of telling people not to do porn just say how good the porn is going to be in heaven. 

when a pet dies I think it is okay to grieve but not to build a shrine and do human sacrifices. just buy a new goldfish. That’s what I learned the hard way.

I hope the cops don’t go to comedy shows because my routines are kind of confessional. But I’m not going to do any jokes about assassination. Because really it’s not a joke, do you know what I mean.

On the subway I don’t often give up my seat. Even when it’s an old person I say, I have feelings too. Once on a bus I sat next to a seat that had coffee spilled on it and in my mind I decided what to say to the next person who got on the bus. I would say I’m like Rosa parks and  I will absolutely be on a postage stamp over this. You guys probably think I did end up standing. Well of course not, I sat in the coffee.

Life is rough now. Even the muppets are starting to crack. And the news casters. you know what I don’t do well with is civil unrest. For me I choose criminal unrest. Like if you are going to be sent to jail, make it be for something really bad, like giving food to poor children.

I do get treated like I’m homeless or even worse sometimes, and I’ve thought about telling people I did do something bad. Like drug dealing or shoplifting or being an evangelical. Church people get blamed for a lot of stuff, like the decline of western civilization, or even western civilization. 

Which reminds me, I have some ideas for horror movies: like okay, Clifford the big red dog gets rabies, Or Sesame Street gets some new monsters but its real demons. maybe now that our lives are messed up then the new shock value genre is videos of peaceful rivers. 

Well, I guess that’s about it. I’m going to call and tell my mom I’m a real comedian. And she’ll say really, you’re famous? I’ll say, no, homeless.  You’re on the road? No, I’m on the streets.

Hello everyone, this is Refried. It is 4:53 on Halloween. People are out trick or treating. I hope there is a lot of candy and kids are happy. These are not easy times.  A lot of tootsie pops were left at Walgreens and I decided to leave some for others but Tootsie Pops are my favorite. Man I just love them, it never gets old. The best candy but hard on your teeth but I think I already lost my filling so it might be okay for me now. I mean I wish I had picked up an extra bag but I already have a bag. 

Ok I found the bag I got and I did put it away during pest control so it is safe enough and I am now eating a red tootsie pop after some fried rice. The thing is that I am kind of food full in general from the last two days.  So I will pace myself.

Pals I am really happy with the literary outcome and will try not to complain about past losses but I still get zapped sometimes. I think I am about to do an ad that says "like a gay, homicidal CS Lewis, and then there is a photo of some of the books. It is not really that easy to do that.  It is also not easy to do this next comedy routine and I was really depressed and did not do as well during this class.  And yet i do have a series of jokes for a routine. I just didn't agree on some that Ben said not to use.

So anyway, that is interesting. I think Ben thinks I should try to do well at this show but I can't.  Ok I think I see what to do.  Do the questionable joke at the show but don't share the video clip of that except secretly to a few friends.  Ok.  But then the whole show video might be on my page. Hmm. Does anyone have any opinions?

Well have a good day everyone.

 Hello everyone, this is Refried. It is 10:29 am. I slept okay and don't feel that tortured to have taken the latuda.  But if my skin gets messed up again then we will have to do something else.

So okay wow I just saw a photo of prisoners in El Salvador. I doubt all those people are terrorists.

I am not going downtown today unless I realize that I did sign up for the autism party but I think I did not. But what about tomorrow for the other comedy class. I think the marathon doesn't ruin the traffic that bad but I do appreciate being notified.

I have a joke that I could get in trouble for but it is just a joke. And I might have to really defend my rights on that but I am not contacting my lawyer ahead of time. There is such thing as a joke. Certain laws about being a traitor to the country are about directly being a traitor and not against make a joke.  And if people can reasonably tell that it is a joke then they are the ones doing a crime if they try to pretend that they thought you were a real threat.  But there is a thing about what is worth what. I just feel that this comedy routine has already lost too many jokes. I mean should I bail, I do not know. I think I should do the best I can.  To me, my comedy clips online aren't that special but people do like them but I think there is inustice in accepting that but not the poetry from fifteen years ago. I just don't understand.

So anyway all the Ravneets have really been nice to me lately however the main Ravneet is the person of the day. on Halloween.  She said she was dressing up as a saint for halloween.

Pretty funny Ravneet. So okay. I need to make coffee. I do not think I am going to go to starbucks today.  Because yesterday I got tortured there a little bit towards the end and it really hurt me and at night I had those thoughts like I had killed everyone in the world.

And that is because of the shaming when they try to treat me like a criminal problem.

So anyway there is a serious problem right now which is the detention centers.  And just because they are in other countries doesn't mean it isn't from America.

But we trust in God, not our own voting power and line of politicians. I think it was when Bernie was out of the 2020 race that Covid hit. 

So okay. I read some more books.  I think my books are good but I think definitely there are stand out gems of poems and stories and some of the other stuff fades.  And there are a few cringes but honestly not that many.  And people can try to frame more of it like that but they are wrong.

Ok I know what one of the meanings is.  That is great news. Some of it still has to be interpreted. 

Gice what am I going to eat today. I will figure it out. I might try to go to Mensa discussion but they might be mad because I skipped too much but I really just had to take some breaks and I also took a break from Toastmasters.

Well have a good day everyone.

 Hello everyone, I just took my medicine. It is Friday, Oct 30. I took the risperdal, trileptal, and latuda.  It is okay so far. I hope I don't feel sick. I still need to do pantropazole and an iron pill.

Man it is rough to take medicine. I guess now I will play some music.  A person was nice to me on facebook. I mean I guess some people were waiting to see if certain things were a mockery. 

Kind of funny.  Also a funny secret message from other USC people. 

Well, have a good day everyone.

 Hello everyone. Today we had another pest control day. It was okay and I went to Starbucks and McDonalds again. I read some books and am happy with what I read. You know what I read is Poncheesy and I like it. I think it is a cool book.  That is kind of a surprise to me. I wonder if people will be able to tell the difference between that and my other novels where I did not use journal filler.

At Starbucks they sharked me for a while and I figured out that all along it was probably to create witnesses of innocence.  So I guess I get that but wow I sometimes do wonder if the other success path would have been a good choice. But I believe all of this is meant to be for whatever really weird reason. I mean such a detailed mess but maybe it is about a lot of us being trained to be good judgement day staff people. 

Anyway there was a funny picture on facebook today and it really cracks me up. I mean wow so funny.

I read an article that was kind of discouraging and reminded me of something I figured out also.  About my generation already having some of its writers harvested and now it is going to be second effort people. I mean that could be good but I do feel hurt and mis-seen to be counted as being from that wave.

But there is another factor involving bookstore and library shelves and some kind of equal opportunity that would be more fair than social trends. I mean wow what was ruined for me was so epic so I don't just casually dismiss it when it reflected a lot of life and work  from millions of people.  But there is maybe some other ideal where people go into a library, especially as a kid, and they see the shelf of joke books and choose one.  And it isn't about generations and work trends and promos and privilege, but there is supposedly a factor where someone chooses what book they want to read.  And the person who wrote a classic a hundred years ago and the person whose book is next to that in alphabetical order both have an equal chance. I mean I can feel how that is not how it works and yet it kind of is on some levels. And it is good to still believe in that. Also, to insist that if self publishing in this time is not a legitimate option, then someone out there is cheating and blocking.

Anyway I might revisit that article. 

Gice I am sad to miss the Dr. Fatima appointment but it will be Nov 9 right before my trip. Which I personally think is very thoughtful and caring. I think they knew I could not take my medicine last night and still be out for pest control today. I mean maybe that was what it is about.

But anyway some lawyers are helping me now with the apartment situation, but most of them think it is an abuse issue that needs intervening and not just a case to cash in on.

 Gice it’s not that easy to have heartburn. It doesn’t feel good. It gets worse then better then worse so you think you can control it with your thoughts but you can’t.

But it could be worse and I think the tums will help.

Well have a good day