Hello everyone, it is Tuesday, Oct 28. I just got home from the hospital PHP program. Tomorrow is my last day. They have been nice to me there and I had a good time. Tomorrow the patients are giving a little concert and I am playing the piano. I might also see if they want to hear two comedy jokes.

I would say:

My psychiatrist said that I have schizophrenia but I think that isn't really fair.  I didn't tell her that she had schizophrenia.

Then

Now when you tell someone the word gullible isn't in the dictionary, they google it.  But I wouldn't do that because it will be on your internet history and you could get targeted by scammers.

So those are the two jokes for a one minute routine.

What do you gice think? I think it is pretty funny.

The two songs are Alicia Keys and Halo.  We practiced them and I think it will go well.

My neck hurts so I need to rest it some. I hope it goes back to normal after the program.

Well have a good day everyone.